Please don’t let my son ask for something completely random that I’ve never heard of, three days before Christmas.
I mean, seriously? A dinosaur makeup kit? What is that? I don’t know if this is a combination of his dinosaur love and the fact that his best friends are girls, but COME ON! I’ve never heard anything about any dinosaur makeup kit, and then suddenly it’s the one thing he requests for Christmas?
True hilarious conversation:
Julie [panicking]: What’s a dinosaur makeup kit?
Henry: It’s…well, do you know what makeup is?
Julie: YES, I know what makeup is! [Unspoken subtext: Why? Did one of the other moms ask if I know what makeup is? Because you can tell them that it doesn’t matter, there’s no concealer that covers up these eye bags!]
But hurray for the internet (again, how exactly did people Christmas shop before the internet?). I almost got the Klutz face painting kit, but in the end decided a Dinosaur mask book was more what he would want. I have a suspicion this is some kind of Santa verity test, so I knew I had to get something.