Clutter Queen Indeed
You know what happens if you see a tempting-looking prize package in a magazine, and all you have to do is mail in a tip about how to set small goals, and you’ve maybe had a glass of wine and it’s 10:00 p.m.? You write up an email and send it in, and then completely forget about it, and then you get the March issue of the magazine, and therein you are suddenly declared a Clutter Queen. That’s what happens.
The Clutter Queen part in particular is cracking me up. It’s like they read my email, and then looked into my windows and said, “Yeah, this woman is stupid. Who does she think she’s kidding? She hasn’t decluttered a bit. You know what would be funny? If we just declared her Queen of Clutter.” And so they did.