She’s Actual Size, But She Seems Much Bigger to Me.

April 16, 2009

The other day I was working at the computer, and Eli behind me said, “Mom, you’re huge! You’re huge, Mom!” I decided to ignore him rather than go into a whole lecture about how it’s not nice to tell someone she’s huge, and that after you give birth to your third kid sometimes it takes a little longer to get back to pre-baby shape, but I’m working on it, darn it. He kept saying it. I finally turned around, and he was looking at me through a magnifying glass. Oh.

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2 Responses to “She’s Actual Size, But She Seems Much Bigger to Me.”

  1. Sarah says:

    Pretty much on par with Jaya asking me “Why do you have lines on your face?”. Children. They are heartless.

  2. Julie says:

    I would have been so tempted to say, “BECAUSE OF YOU.”

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