What my children think about me having an agent
I HAVE NOT STOPPED SHOUTING ABOUT THE FACT THAT I HAVE AN AGENT! AND I AM EXCITED!
My kids are not impressed.
Me: Guys! I have an agent!
Them: So you have a book published?
Me: No. It’s different. You’ll know when I get a book published. Plus there will, you know, be a book.
Them: Oh, right. What’s for dinner?
Me: I don’t know.
Dave, yelling from bathroom construction upstairs: I got stuff to make French Bread Pizzas!
Kids: Nooooo! We hate French Bread Pizza!
Me: Are you serious? What kind of kid hates French Bread Pizza? I can make you tempeh….
Kids walk away, sobbing.
Me, to no one: I have an agent!