Children's Book of the Week: I Love Trucks

I Love Trucks by Philemon Sturges, illustrated by Shari Halpern Eli’s favorite book genre is Books About Vehicles. He divides this love equally between non-fiction and picture books. I generally prefer the picture books. I like a little plot with my book, and...

Paging Eugene Ionesco

Here’s a snippet of the absurdist drama that is life with kids: 6:00 a.m. Eli: So what else is there? Julie [mostly asleep]: What? Eli: What else? Julie: What else of what? Eli: There’s excavators, and dumptrucks, and loaders. What else? Julie [face still...

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Alarming sight of the day: Eli running through the kitchen, on a mission, holding an uncapped marker.

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My mom was just here for a few days. She gave Eli a giant calculator, which he loves, and calls his “computer.” Today he said, “I have to do some work on my computer,” Then he set it out in front of him, and heaved a great big weary sigh. I...

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Things Eli said today, all while he was in a different room than I was in: There’s something crawling! I’m all blue! Look! A huge spider! I don’t have to pee.

Doctor, there's a whining noise in my ear.

Today was a day when Henry whined about nothing for 20 minutes, and then at Minute 19 Eli would start whining, and back and forth so it was this completely seamless whine. It was a lot of whining about stuff that didn’t make any sense to me, like Henry seriously...