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Alarming sight of the day: Eli running through the kitchen, on a mission, holding an uncapped marker.

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My mom was just here for a few days. She gave Eli a giant calculator, which he loves, and calls his “computer.” Today he said, “I have to do some work on my computer,” Then he set it out in front of him, and heaved a great big weary sigh. I...

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Henry has decided that he wants pants with pictures on them. I got him some guitar-print pants, but then he informed me he wanted pants where “things were happening in the pictures.” Does anyone have any ideas that don’t involve me learning to sew?...

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Things Eli said today, all while he was in a different room than I was in: There’s something crawling! I’m all blue! Look! A huge spider! I don’t have to pee.

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While sneaking chocolate chips in the kitchen today, one fell out of my hand and rolled into the dining room, landing at Eli’s feet. Which pretty much blew my cover.