Have you been wondering if my book Snappsy the Alligator (Did Not Ask to Be in This Book) is the right book for you? Or for your horse-loving nephew? The neighbor kid who wants to be in the CIA? Your son who loves baseball? That 8-year-old you know who is planning on joining the circus? Your farmer uncle? Your aunt the accountant? The college professor you always see at the bus stop? That weird old guy on the corner who threw an apple at you once?

The answer to all of these is YES. Don’t believe me? Look here:

(Many many thanks to my children, Sherman’s Books in Portland, and Josh Christie for helping me with this silliness.)