Not exactly a little teapot

Yeah, so what exactly am I supposed to do about this, if anything? Doesn’t this seem a little, oh, I don’t know, 1963? And do the teachers see any irony in the fact that they had the kids do this on the same day our country elected the first African...

Happy Halloween

Eli and Henry are planning on being spiders today, despite Eli’s earnest insistence for the last week or so that he’s going to be a cannonball. (He’s a cannonball every day, regardless.) This past weekend we carved up some jack-o-lanterns. First they...

I guess I shouldn't be surprised

Dinner table conversation last night: Julie: Henry, how was gym today? Henry: Good. We all caught the balls AT ONCE! Julie: Who threw the balls? Henry: All of us! And if you caught the ball, you could throw it, but if you got hit with it, you had to go to JAIL. And...

Leave your slide rule at the door, this is modern kindergarten.

We had our first parent/teacher conference Tuesday night (what’s the proper punctuation there? parent-teacher? parent:teacher? parent:teacher::muffin:bagel?). It was fairly nerve-wracking. The conclusion (not that this is a huge surprise) is that Henry is very...

Recess does not equal television

Apparently when it’s raining out, instead of going out for recess, the kindergartners watch a video. At least today they did. Which is crazy. Recess is the exact opposite of watching a video. Isn’t that what the gym is for? Heaven help me if this is what...

Happy Columbus Day

Yes, well, Columbus Day, whatever that means these days. Henry asked what it meant, and I of course gave him the ultra-P.C. explanation. For some reason I felt the need to refer to Christopher Columbus as Cristoforo Columbo (is this even his name, or just my...