Eli: “I find sidewalks to be quite boring. I think we should buy a sidewalk plow.”
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Henry came downstairs, and his pants were on backwards. I said, “Hey, your pants are on backwards.” He looked down, saw the two back pockets right there on the front and said, “Eh. No one will notice.” (No one did.)
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Zuzu was wearing her bright pink coat, and bright pink pants. I had her in the Ergo; we were in the pet store. A pet store clerk guy looked at her and said, “That little fella’s wearing his Barney colors!” which was wrong on so many different levels that I didn’t even respond.
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