My first book

My first book

This is how I started on my first book, retro. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Fusce at risus at lacus laoreet mollis sed id elit. Integer bibendum lobortis velit, eleifend commodo dui facilisis nec. Aliquam mi sapien, ultrices a ultrices non,...

In a Pickle

Dear Children: In the future, please do not pin pickles to the bulletin board. We are not amused. Signed, The Management P.S. Ok, we’re slightly amused.

I’ve turned over all disciplining to the dog

Ok, so, first of all, my mom has a blog. Check her out! Mostly she updates on her own life (as she should) but there are occasionally World of Julie updates as well (that is, updates about me and my brood). The latest one was hilarious. While I went to the first...

Christmas countdown meltdown

I should know better than to try to run an errand after school. I took the kids to Broadway Gardens to get paperwhite bulbs at around 4:00, which involved 1. Eli almost peeing his pants 2. Henry disappearing while Eli was peeing in employee bathroom. 3. Finding Henry,...

Nibblers

Every summer day brings out more animal in the children. Seriously, I know dogs who are more sophisticated than this.