by Julie | Jul 2, 2009
Remember when the Summer Jar had us cavorting around Portland last week? I had a funny run-in with a woman in Monument Square, which is chronicled on Liz’s other website, Overheard in Portland. Go read.
by Julie | Jun 10, 2009
Dental Hygienist: Do you have any plans for the summer? Henry: We have a summer jar!! [launches into an enthusiastic detailed description of said jar]
by Julie | May 12, 2009
Julie: [finishing up a long, boring parental lecture] “…and that is why it is our responsibility, our duty, to keep our fish alive.” [pause] [pause] Henry: “Doody. Ha!”
by Julie | Apr 16, 2009
The other day I was working at the computer, and Eli behind me said, “Mom, you’re huge! You’re huge, Mom!” I decided to ignore him rather than go into a whole lecture about how it’s not nice to tell someone she’s huge, and that...
by Julie | Apr 11, 2009
Eli: “I find sidewalks to be quite boring. I think we should buy a sidewalk plow.” ******* Henry came downstairs, and his pants were on backwards. I said, “Hey, your pants are on backwards.” He looked down, saw the two back pockets right there...
by Julie | Mar 22, 2009
I had a dream last night that Cornelius the elephant was Twittering. “I don’t like having curly hair,” he wrote.
